Did you get the joke?

“Me without you is like a street dog without a 7-eleven to call home.”

If you do, you’re on the first step towards becoming a part of Guru's illustrious team! We’re looking for a new guy or girl to join us and now that you've passed the first test, you may want to look at the rest of the qualifications we look for in our new writer below. Thai national. Excellent writing skills. Creative; be able to think outside the box. Have a good sense of humour. Open to suggestions and be a team player. Know what ‘LOL’, ‘YOLO’ and ‘MILF’ stand for. Social media savvy. Duh. Keeps track of what’s going on in Bangkok. Website building and maintenance know-how is a plus. Job perks include funny and friendly colleagues, freebies and, most importantly, the prestige of becoming the new Guru writer. If you think you have what it takes, send your CV to guru@bangkokpost.co.th. Good luck!