ABISH MATHEW

If you had a superpower what would it be?

Teleportation.

If you weren’t a comedian you’d be...

Talk show host.

What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard?

Knock knock? Who’s there?

Come for our show at Rajmahal Theatre on November 7 to get the punchline.

The Robin to your Batman is...

Notebook + Pilot Pen.

When people get offended by your jokes you...

RUN!!! Hire a lawyer!!! Change my home address!!!

Who would play you in a film?

ka dost (the

If you had to date a celebrity who would you pick?

Rohan Joshi.

Before a stand-up gig, you prepare by...

Writing pointers on my palm.

The best thing about being a comedian is...

Going on stage with new jokes and old jokes.

A song that describes your life.

Life is a highway.

• Thursday, November 7

• Gates open at 7:30pm

• Venue: Rajmahal Theatre, Bollywood Parks Dubai

• Tickets: bookmyshow.com and start at Dhs75 (includes park entry, rides, attractions and shows after 6pm)