ROHAN JOSHI

If you had a superpower what would it be?

The ability to make good small talk. That would be a nice one.

If you weren’t a comedian you’d be...

Pretty poor.

What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard?

What happened when the mosquito got intimate with the mountaineer? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector with a scaler.

The Robin to your Batman is...

My cats! I have a Robin and a Batgirl.

When people get offended by your jokes you...

Shrug it off and move on.

Who would play you in a film?

Whoever got rejected from all the other parts in the film.

If you had to date a celebrity who would you pick?

The real question is, would they pick me :(

Before a stand-up gig, you prepare by...

Going over my set, listening to music and drinking some jet black coffee.

The best thing about being a comedian is...

Every show is a different, unique experience. Even if it’s the same jokes and the same material, no two shows are ever exactly the same.

A song that describes your life.

Because I got high by Afroman.