Are You A Fun Friend?
Your one-time BF is listed in your contacts as:
A TOTGA, for The One That Got Away.
B Douche Canoe or Dildo Baggins .... It tends to alternate between periods of blocking.
C Standard firstie lastie, like pretty much everyone from your old boss to your favorite dermatologist.
A date suggests drinks at your former BF’s haunt. You:
A Are totally in. You’ll take any opportunity to “accidentally” run into him.
B Already go there nightly. You claimed this spot immediately after the break-up, #SorryNotSorry.
C Take the reins and steer your date elsewhere. You only do throwbacks without emotional baggage.
LinkedIn says your old flame got a promotion. You:
A Check out his company’s available positions. How cute would you two be as coworkers?
B Find those inappropriate pics he texted you and send them straight to his new boss.
C Refresh your negotiating skills and map out a raise of your own. Thx for the inspo!
Turns out, you’re invited to your ex’s wedding. You decide to:
A Rent a dress, Spin your butt off, book a blowout, and show up gorgeous.
B Track down the bride’s ex -boyfriend and convince him to be your date. Savage!
C Politely decline. You are flattered but don’t wanna steal anyone’s thunder. (Cough, cough, Chelsy Davy.) Aquaman trailer? Holy Momoa muscles.