What Should Your 2019 Goal Be?
1. The second the clock strikes midnight on NYE, you’ll be:
A Just getting started. Who’s ready for the most epic 2 am bar crawl?!
B Air-kissing your BFFs before they real-kiss their BFs.
C Cracking open your new 2019 journal with your Future Is Female pen in hand.
2. Rent and food excluded, last year you spent the most money on:
(and now expired) Groupon deals for fancy caviar facials and goat yoga.
B An unlimited data plan, so you can binge-stream romcoms whenever the thirst strikes.
C Coffee, coffee, more coffee – and late-night Ubers home from work.
3. For your annual holiday card, you used a photo from:
A Halloween. The only thing scarier than your Handmaid’s Tale
costume is the length of your roots rn.
B Snapchat. So many selfies (glam filter on, of course) to choose from.
C Your work ID.
4. Most Monday mornings, you wake up:
A Hoping it’s cold enough to wear tights ’cause you’re way too beat to shave.
B From yet another dream starring your (hotter-than-youremember) ex.
C In a cold sweat, convinced you slept through your alarm and will get fired.
5. You keep seeing ads online for:
A That gross new “natural” grape. B Crystal lingerie. C Desk lamps, desk organisers, desk trays… all the desk stuff!