GET AWAY FROM YOUR FACEBOOK RUBBISH
Twitter is a vastly superior space to Facebook, and quite rightly sneers at its blue, confusing rival. Take your images of sunsets with motivational quotes plastered over them in Comic Sans, take your cryptic ‘Heart hurts’ attention-seeking updates, and take those hundreds of pics of your kids that no one wants to see, while you tell us how blessed you are and get them away from Twitter.
We come here for edgy cynicism, not cloying selfadoration. Be gone!