The funniest one-liner you have heard

PLAYING CATCH UP

When you drop ketchup on yourself, you really need to catch up. Alisha Udernani

LEMONS

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Sunanda Mohan

WARDROBE

OMG! My wardrobe is full... no more shopping. Preeti Pradhan Patnaik

SOCIAL MEDIA

In case of fire, please leave the building before posting a picture of it on social media. Sheeba Jojo

FAST FOOD

‘Eat slowly and finish your food fast.’ Being a teacher I often say this to my students during lunch break and they get confused. Shabistan Firdaus

MULTITASKER

I’m sure I’m just great at multitasking. I can procrastinate, waste time, be unproductive, all at once. Mahesh Kumar

DEADLY!

I saw an ad for coffins and said to myself this is the last thing I need. Nathan J

CALORIE COUNTING

I just burnt 1600 calories in less than 20 minutes. That’s the last time I’ll leave cookies in the oven and take a nap. Divya L

LIGHT BULB MOMENT

I tell you Google is useless. I tried looking up lighters and all they had was some 15,000 matches. Joseph

A LOT BETTER

I was feeling low when a friend came by and said ‘plethora’. Thanks, it means a lot to me. Nizar M