Time poor promoters create new day to maximize profits
With dance music taking over the city, party promoters in the city have created a new day of the week. Named Jizzday, the new club devoted day extends the current weekend, and falls between Friday and Saturday.
With recent report estimating that the city is comprised of 56% deep/ tech house, with urban making up the rest of the playlist, it was a no brainer for the promoters, says Abdul Cashin, the man behind cult parties like the Hideously Rich List and Models and Callgirls. ‘ Every day there’s a party, every day. But with so much competition, and instead of doing something new, we thought why not just make up a new day, overcharge our normal 250% on the watered down alcohol and invite down our VVVVIP list to be the first ever to party on a Jizzday.’
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