I regularly like to keep up to date on MonkeyBook to see what has been happening in the club scene, because, you know, The Monkey loves a bit of jungle now and then.
And judging by some of the Facebook photo albums taken from parties across Dubai, the city is crawling with supermodels that would make Kate Moss look like an inbred chimp. A cheeky bit of side- boob here, a lascivious smile there, it’s enough to get the Monkey out and about looking for some new playmates.
So with high hopes, and my quiff well gelled, I headed down. Only to be confronted by 268 other panting monkeys who’d clearly all got the same idea. Where did all the women go?
Thanks for giving me a brief flash of hope online but if I wanted to find nothing but chicken sausage I’d head to an Arabic buffet.
The Angry Monkeys’ views are his own, and don’t necessarily reflect the views of Infusion Magazine.