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Infusion Magazine - - MOVIE PREVIEWS -

I reg­u­larly like to keep up to date on Mon­keyBook to see what has been hap­pen­ing in the club scene, be­cause, you know, The Mon­key loves a bit of jun­gle now and then.

And judg­ing by some of the Face­book photo al­bums taken from par­ties across Dubai, the city is crawl­ing with su­per­mod­els that would make Kate Moss look like an in­bred chimp. A cheeky bit of side- boob here, a las­civ­i­ous smile there, it’s enough to get the Mon­key out and about look­ing for some new play­mates.

So with high hopes, and my quiff well gelled, I headed down. Only to be con­fronted by 268 other pant­ing monkeys who’d clearly all got the same idea. Where did all the women go?

Thanks for giv­ing me a brief flash of hope on­line but if I wanted to find noth­ing but chicken sausage I’d head to an Ara­bic buf­fet.

Mon­key Out...

The An­gry Monkeys’ views are his own, and don’t nec­es­sar­ily re­flect the views of In­fu­sion Magazine.

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