UK his­to­rian says Dubai stuck in UK Garage time warp

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Danny Twostep, a lead­ing UK dance mu­sic his­to­rian and physi­cist, has re­vealed that Dubai is cur­rently in the mid­dle of a UK Garage time warp. ‘ The city has been en­veloped by a strong at­mo­spheric burst of UK Garage vibes,’ he ex­plained. ‘ It’s an un­ex­plained phe­nom­ena like crop cir­cles, and it was last seen hang­ing around Greek is­lands like Ayia Napa, but it hasn’t been spot­ted for years un­til now.’ Symp­toms in­clude club­bers pulling gun salutes ( es­pe­cially those who would never dream of pulling their trig­ger fin­ger) as well as re­peat per­for­mances from DJ Luck and MC Neat. Pro­mot­ers in Dubai have en­joyed the un­ex­pected time warp, with record sales for all things UK Garage over the last 6 months.

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