UK historian says Dubai stuck in UK Garage time warp
Danny Twostep, a leading UK dance music historian and physicist, has revealed that Dubai is currently in the middle of a UK Garage time warp. ‘ The city has been enveloped by a strong atmospheric burst of UK Garage vibes,’ he explained. ‘ It’s an unexplained phenomena like crop circles, and it was last seen hanging around Greek islands like Ayia Napa, but it hasn’t been spotted for years until now.’ Symptoms include clubbers pulling gun salutes ( especially those who would never dream of pulling their trigger finger) as well as repeat performances from DJ Luck and MC Neat. Promoters in Dubai have enjoyed the unexpected time warp, with record sales for all things UK Garage over the last 6 months.
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