So, there’s a new Hol­ly­wood movie about EDM, We Are Your Friends.

Infusion Magazine - - MOVIE PREVIEWS -

I ac­tu­ally thought it was a par­ody at first, I was laugh­ing so hard at Zac Efron be­ing all earnest and sh* t. It’s full of amaz­ingly bad quotes, the sort that make you want to re­peat­edly stab your David Guetta voodoo doll in the bad places. This is our favourite though: ‘ 1 lap­top, some tal­ent and one track is all it takes.’

Con­grat­u­la­tions. You’ve ba­si­cally dis­tilled 40 years of club cul­ture, 40 years of disco, house and techno, 40 years of love and strug­gle into a crappy ep­i­thet, a truly stag­ger­ing achieve­ment. Frankie Knuck­les is lit­er­ally turn­ing in his grave ( RIP) at the thought of his hard work and ‘ Tears’ be­ing stained by your p* ss- aw­ful, low­est com­mon de­nom­i­na­tor ver­sion of dance mu­sic.

Another nail in the com­mer­cial cof­fin of dance mu­sic.

Mon­key Out...

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