Who's the coolest per­son in your phone book?

What’s the long­est you’ve gone with­out sleep?

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That’s im­pos­si­ble to an­swer, as my phone con­tact list is a mas­sive steam­ing pile of un­re­lent­ing cool­ness. E. g. “Louise es­tate agent” and “guy from Rak Bank”.

Not long at all. I’m re­ally good at the stand­ing nap, or as I like to call it, stap­ping.

I have 16 dif­fer­ent peo­ple named Ed on my phone, all with no sur­name and no other iden­ti­fy­ing marks. I say Ed wins purely in a quan­tity over qual­ity kinda way.

Sleep, what’s that?

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