Who's the coolest person in your phone book?
What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?
That’s impossible to answer, as my phone contact list is a massive steaming pile of unrelenting coolness. E. g. “Louise estate agent” and “guy from Rak Bank”.
Not long at all. I’m really good at the standing nap, or as I like to call it, stapping.
I have 16 different people named Ed on my phone, all with no surname and no other identifying marks. I say Ed wins purely in a quantity over quality kinda way.
Sleep, what’s that?