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pos­si­bly can to keep their guests go­ing on stay­ca­tions here in the UAE safe. The rules al­low them to be open. The rules al­low peo­ple to go out of the house and to stay in ho­tels. Any­one who wants to do so, and can af­ford a short break, is ab­so­lutely en­ti­tled to go for it, and ev­ery­one who does is help­ing to jump­start the econ­omy along the way. Good on them.

Be­cause a lady leaned over you in the su­per­mar­ket

Keep your dis­tance, peo­ple. We’re se­ri­ous on this one. We’re all obliged to keep two me­tres apart from each other when out and about, and be­lieve it or not, that in­cludes in the su­per­mar­ket. Don’t worry – we’re not go­ing to take ev­ery sin­gle orange or last packet of pasta, there’ll be some left for you. We’ve just seen you sani­tise ab­so­lutely ev­ery­thing in sight (see point three) but for some rea­son the twome­tre rule doesn’t ap­ply to you right now. We beg to dif­fer.

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