THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BIEBER

He won’t pose for a selfie with you. Not long after his world tour kicked off in March 2016, Bieber cancelled all meet and greets, and said he was “done taking pictures with fans”. During the Glasgow, Scotland, leg of his last tour, the Biebs visited local fish ‘n’ chip shop The Blue Lagoon, bravely ordering the fried haggis. Local fans have flocked there since to kiss the counter. Last year he showed up two hours late to a gig at the London O2 Arena. To be fair, if that happens in Dubai, it’s probably just the traffic. He’s got 93.1 million followers on Twitter and 84.3 million on Instagram. He’s even got his own emoji app – called Justmoji.