ALPHA

DIRECTOR: Albert Hughes CAST: Kodi Smit-McPhee, Natassia Malthe Hollywood serves up this ridiculous version of history, where a prehistoric human called Keda (Kodi SmitMcPhee) sporting Jack Sparrow good looks (and hair) befriends a wild wolf by feeding it scraps of woolly mammoth and water out of a stone bowl. Naturally, the wolf repays Keda by helping him to fight off sabretooth tigers and rescuing him after the boy falls into an icy pond. A nice bedtime story to tell your dachshund.