An Old Gardener’s Knees
Each week we publish a reader’s poem about a favourite plant or gardening experience – this week, find out why Brian has to end his day with a hot toddy
I’ve been down here since half-past nine And now it’s ten-past two.
My knees have ‘gone’, both left and right. I’m not sure what to do.
I’ve weeded and dead-headed, Raked and staked and sown.
And though I’m not complaining,
It’s a big job on your own.
Getting down was easy,
A gentle dip and drop.
But getting up’s a different trick, Without a stick or prop.
“Where was your mobile phone, Dad?” I can hear the kids get shirty.
Well it’s on the kitchen table,
I don’t like to get it dirty.
I shouted Mrs. Eckersley
Who lives next door to me,
The only drawback being is
She’s deaf and ninety-three.
I need someone with muscle,
Like Edna from “The Bell”.
She’d have me up in no time
And make my tea as well.
I’ve said a prayer to Mary,
It’s times like this ...... you know.
“You silly fool”, I’d hear her say.
...... I miss my old girl so.
The cat’s been by to see me – twice! But scornful of my fate,
He only came to ask me
As to why his dinner’s late.
Hey up! Here’s the postman.
Late, but never mind.
“Can you lend a hand here lad? Thanks, that’s very kind”.
“I’m ok, I’ll be fine now
I can move well now I’m up.
I’ll go and put the kettle on, Perhaps you’ll have a cup?”.
Nearly bedtime now, thanks be. Knees warm with embrocation.
Some brandy in my cocoa, “Internal Lubrication!”.
Brian Cottingham