THE REAL DEAL?

Dear Lloyd,

Are you made up? My mum says you are not real and that your real name is Frank, and you are a traffic warden in Ludlow. Please can you let me know, and I will show my mum your reply,

Yours,

Lee Minnows

Lee, can you send in a recent picture of your mum, so I know she is real. Here is a recent picture of me with Roger (who is looking fab for 71!). As you can see, I ain’t no traffic warden!