Big in a wig
What were your rejected drag names?
Indica Arie and Mary J. Wanna.
Describe yourself in three emojis.
Describe your drag style in five words.
Sickening, slutty, sassy, classy, nasty.
What’s the first thing you do in the morning?
Smoke a joint — duh!
And what’s the last thing you do before going to sleep?
Smoke a blunt — double duh!
What’s the worst pick- up line someone has used on you?
No such thing. Pick me up… puhleeeease!
What’s the worst thing someone could say to you in bed?
“Yes, gawd, Mawma, you better make me cum, OKurrr!”
Does size matter in the bedroom?
I used to say, “Below eight, I’d rather masturbate!” But now, just buy me dinner and cuddle me. The D is just a D, it’s the wallet and personality that matters. Am I right, ladies?
What do you look for in a man?
Availability.
What would a film of your life be called?
Broke Socialite.
Who would star as you in it?
Macaulay Culkin.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I’d like to fl y. I get so high all the time but can never reach the sky!
What’s your life motto?
“Don’t dream it, be it!” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I’ll be starring in this October in San Antonio, Texas.
You die, how did you die and what does it say on your gravestone?
Death by glitter. My grave simply says, “C’mon ground, let’s get buried.”
What’s your best asset?
My best assets are that I am loyal and well- endowed.
Your house is on fire; what’s the one thing you’d save, and who started the fire?
I’d save my dog, Lil Dabbers, and I would have set the fire myself for the insurance money.
Which Drag Race sister would
you want to haunt after death?
I would want Latrice to haunt me because she
would get me medicated!
If you started a cult, what would it be about?
My cult would be about smoking ganja and dancing. Oh, wait, didn’t I already start that? # Laganjas Dance School
What’s your record for the most joints smoked in 24 hours?
The limit does not exist.
Would you go back for All Stars? And who would you personally like to see return?
I would not go back, but I’d love to see my sister Gia Gunn compete.
What have you learnt since your season on Drag Race?
I’ve learnt to get turnt.
If you had a read for Alyssa, what would it be?
You’re shady for asking this — she will have her people find this and destroy me. But in all good fun, I would read her for her black pads that occasionally show through her nude leotards. Other than that, what’s not to love?
Who’s the best dancer in the Haus of Edwards?
I am clearly the best dancer in the Haus of Edwards, I was top 33 on So You Think You Can Dance — HELLO!