COLUMNIST — ANTHONY GILET
‘ Tis not the season to be jolly
Ooh gurl, the knives have been out this month!
The hottest steaming pile of turd was without a doubt our reigning queen AQUARIA versus LIVERPOOL! Yes, you read that right. Little Miss Entitled had her nose put out of joint when she rocked up to a club wearing a pair of trackies and — unsurprisingly — got a kickback. No surprises that this did not go down well with the season 10 winner, who took to Twitter to proclaim how awful the city was and that it was practically a hate crime! In other words, it was a case of “Don’t you know who I am?” Needless to say that she’s now possibly a more hated media entity in the Scouse metropolis than The Sun!
Shiz was popping off on the other side of the world too, hen! Over in Hollywood, season four’s disqualified superstar WILLAM came to blows with RuPaul herself! Rumor has it that it was over Ru being a bad friend to former make- up artist Mathu Andersen. Doesn’t look like she’ll be on All Sharts — as she disparagingly calls it — anytime soon.
In lighter news, season three winner
RAJA has been immortalised in an episode of The Simpsons! Now there’s a winner with grace and decorum.