COLUM­NIST — AN­THONY GILET

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‘ Tis not the sea­son to be jolly

Ooh gurl, the knives have been out this month!

The hottest steam­ing pile of turd was without a doubt our reign­ing queen AQUARIA ver­sus LIVER­POOL! Yes, you read that right. Lit­tle Miss En­ti­tled had her nose put out of joint when she rocked up to a club wear­ing a pair of track­ies and — un­sur­pris­ingly — got a kick­back. No sur­prises that this did not go down well with the sea­son 10 win­ner, who took to Twit­ter to pro­claim how aw­ful the city was and that it was prac­ti­cally a hate crime! In other words, it was a case of “Don’t you know who I am?” Need­less to say that she’s now pos­si­bly a more hated me­dia en­tity in the Scouse me­trop­o­lis than The Sun!

Shiz was pop­ping off on the other side of the world too, hen! Over in Hol­ly­wood, sea­son four’s dis­qual­i­fied su­per­star WIL­LAM came to blows with RuPaul her­self! Ru­mor has it that it was over Ru be­ing a bad friend to for­mer make- up artist Mathu An­der­sen. Doesn’t look like she’ll be on All Sharts — as she dis­parag­ingly calls it — any­time soon.

In lighter news, sea­son three win­ner

RAJA has been im­mor­talised in an episode of The Simp­sons! Now there’s a win­ner with grace and deco­rum.

Bye bbz!

@ la­dy­munter

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