GUILLOTINA MUNTER, Glasgow’s first lady of drag, spills the tea on the queens’ latest exploits

Welcome to 2019, ya filthy animals! So, did you catch the holi- slay spectacular and wonder to yourself why

JASMINE MASTERS pulled a Villaintina by covering that horsey face of hers when it would fit in so well with a nativity scene? Well — as ever — she had something to say about it. Apparently, the meme queen wore the wrong material on her face, resulting in a makeup meltdown that wasn’t camera friendly. Let’s hope she fares better on All Stars Four.

In other news, my BFF, MANILA

LUZON, had strong words with The Vixen over the Kevin Hart Oscars controversy. Vixen defended the star but Manila rightly said that we shouldn’t be giving him the pink pound. In response, Vixen hit a low blow by referring to Sahara Davenport as Manila’s “dead ex”, which prompted Manila to remind people that they never broke up and that the season two beauty was no ex. I reached out to the pineapple queen who said that despite the drama ( and being blocked by The Vixen), she “remains a supporter of The Vixen’s causes and hope she finds better ways to deliver her message.”