TABLE FOR TWO
OMAR AND SAMUEL DINED AT M STREET VICTORIA
What the date? were you hoping to get out of
Omar: different, I just and wanted get to know to do something a person.
three Samuel: years, After I’ve living got rusty in Tenerife when it for comes to dating. This was a good way to throw myself back in at the deep end. What were your first impressions? O: I was so nervous, but he made me feel comfortable straightaway. He was really handsome as well.
S: When he walked in, all my nerves eased. I was genuinely impressed. How different was he to your usual type? O: I normally go for “hipster” guys. He was a bit different to that, but in a good way.
S: I’m usually attracted to guys who are slightly older than me. Omar is younger — does that make me a daddy? Would you have swiped left or right? O: Now, right. Just from photos, I don’t know, I wouldn’t think I was his type of guy.
S: I never swipe. I’m more into old- fashioned dating. However, hypothetically, he would have received a right swipe for sure. How was the conversation and what did you talk about?
O: Really natural. We talked about everything: travelling, current affairs, guilty pleasures and family.
S: We didn’t stop talking. At one point, I think I compared him to Ugly Betty, but I meant the cute gay sidekick. As usual, I put my foot in my mouth! What was the most interesting thing about him?
O: His tattoos.
S: He moved here around the same time I moved to Tenerife, so it was interesting to compare experiences.
What was his best quality? O: His beautiful smile. He’s also really funny.
S: His eyes are dreamy, and his smile is contagious. What did you make of his dress sense? O: He really knows how to dress up. I loved his fashion sense.
S: He’s also a stylist so, of course, it was going to be amazing. Were there any deal- breakers? O: Not at all.
S: I don’t think so… but we have only just met so it’s a bit too soon to tell. What do you think he thought of you? O: Funny, silly, but also a good guy. I think he liked me.
S: Hopefully, he liked me. I was really nervous. What were you most worried he would notice about you?
O: That I was so nervous. But then we ended up talking about it and it was OK.
S: My fear of people taking pictures of me. Selfies are fine but if anyone else is taking the photos I want the ground to open and swallow me whole. I used to weigh 16st, I lost the weight but I still feel like the “fat guy.” How was the food? O: Amazing. I loved the lamb, and the chocolate- and- peanut dessert. The French rosé was also incredible.
S: Really nice. We laughed a lot about
having no idea about what half the stuff on the menu was. Considering my job, I should probably know. Any awkward moments? O: Every time they brought the food over, we stopped talking which was kind of awkward.
S: When I walked in, he kept asking the manager if she was sure I was his date. At first it was awkwardly funny, but then it turned into being just funny. How did the night end?
O: We went for another drink in Soho then I took him to the train station. It ended really well.
S: I ended up getting a tour of Soho and going to a couple of bars. He took me to the station to catch my last train because I’d got lost on the Underground on my way to the date — did I mention I’m blond? What would you have changed about the night?
O: Nothing.
S: I wouldn’t have changed anything.
Snog, marry, avoid?
O: Marry, for sure.
S: It’s too early to talk about marriage, so I guess it’s snog. Will you meet again? O: Yes, at least I hope so.
S: Hopefully! We have been messaging since the date, and are planning to go to see Wicked.