BIG IN A WIG

Sum Ting Wong

What were your rejected drag names?

Miss Cracker. My rugby nickname was “Cracker” — as in, prawn cracker.

Describe yourself in three emojis.

Describe your drag style in fi ve words.

Thiccc. Oriental. Leotard. Ass. Pop.

Worst pick- up line someone has said to you?

“You’re pretty hot for an Asian.”

What’s the worst thing someone could say to you in bed?

“Your Uber is here.”

How would ( or does) your Grindr profi le read?

I was always a Scruff kinda guy.

What is your biggest turn- on?

A good back arch.

And turn- off ?

Bad teeth.

What is your safe word?

Cactus.

Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex?

… a toilet?

Which cocktail best suits your personality?

A Singapore sling.

What’s your spirit animal?

A sloth.

What would a fi lm of your life be called, and who would star as you in it?

Wok Went Wong. I’d get notable Japanese actress Scarlett Johansson to play me.

What would your own fragrance be called, and what ingredients would it contain?

Spunk. The name speaks for itself.

Your house is on fi re: what one thing would you save?

My cuddly Shiba Inu toy.

Let’s play Cluedo. You’ve been murdered by one of your drag sisters: who did it, with what, and where?

Tia Kofi . With her out of date food. At the Two Brewers.

You’re dead and have been cremated. Where would your ashes be scattered?

I’d want all my ashes to be made into a fancy diamond and then turned into a cursed ring.

If you had to haunt one of your fellow Ru queens, who would it be and why?

Baga Chipz. I’d be a fun ghost like Casper and we’d go on adventures ( when we’re not watching The Chase).

If you could be any inanimate object in the world, what would you be?

One of those nodding dogs you have in the car.

What’s your life motto?

It would be diff icult, but not impossible, to masturbate to.

What does heaven look like?

Full of dogs that all require petting.

And hell?

Full of dogs that are hungry and sad.

You’ve been abducted by aliens. What is your parting message to planet Earth?

“Delete my internet history!”

You can travel back in time. Where do you go?

The Roman Empire, when gayness was cool.

You can rule the country for a day. What would you do?

Eat the rich.

What is the biggest misconception about ?

That I won’t write a song about you because I’m mad: check out Crossfi re on iTunes and Spotify.

What was the last thing you googled?

Mame Shiba Inu. Obsessed.

When was the last time it all went… wong?

When I sat down on the toilet with the seat up. So mad!

“I’d be a fun ghost and haunt Baga Chipz. We’d go on adventures ( when not watching The Chase)”

@ issumtingwong

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