BIG IN A WIG

Dragula champ Landon Cider

What were your rejected drag names?

Landon Cidehi m. Landon Cidethat. Landon Cideyou.

Describe yourself in three emojis.

Describe your drag style in fi ve words.

Weed. Rhinestones. Duct- taped titties.

Worst pick- up line someone has said to you?

To my wife and me: “Can I watch?”

What is your biggest turn- on?

Dragula.

And turn- off ?

Drag Race.

What is your safe word?

Misogyny.

If you could be any inanimate object in the world, what would you be?

Freddy Krueger’s glove.

What would a fi lm of your life be called, and who would star as you?

Down to Crown: A Lesbian’s Quest to be King. I’d play me ‘ cos I’m narcissistic AF.

What would your own fragrance be called, and what ingredients would it contain?

Howl at the Moon, and it’d contain alkyl nitrites.

What’s your biggest vice?

Miami – nothin’ like an Eighties American TV reference for a UK magazine, right?

What’s your life motto?

One day your life will fl ash across your eyes, so give yourself a show!

Your house is on fi re: what one thing would you save?

My vibrator. You know why.

Let’s play Cluedo. You’ve been murdered: who did it, where and with what?

Dollya Black. In the boudoir. With Priscilla Chambers’s trash look.

Which one of your fellow Dragula ghouls, would you haunt?

Yovska – 20,000 years is long enough to deal with that lil’ goblin.

Which cocktail best suits your personality?

Beer. Because: lesbian.

Which one deceased celebrity would you like to hang out with in the afterlife?

Jesus. He inspired some crazyass stories and I love a good behind- the- scenes segment.

What does heaven look like?

Fat- less carbs and perfectly fi rm mattresses.

And hell?

Still more fun.

Who is your horror icon?

Freddy Krueger. Campy bloody horror plus fantasy nightmare worlds? Yes, please!

What makes you into a monster?

Duct- tape, glittery blood and a Nineties rock song.

Every monster has a weakness. What’s yours?

Petty drama.

Where is your lair?

My ovaries.

Who would you drag into your lair and why?

Sofi a Vergara... this has turned into an interesting line of questioning!

What is your idea of torture?

Listening to Christmas songs on a never- ending loop.

You have to set an extermination challenge for the Boulet Brothers. What would it be?

Make an appearance on the show out of drag.

Complete the sentence: gender is…

Fun to fuck.

You’re king of the world for the day. What would you do?

Continue spreading the genderinclusive dark gospel of drag, horror, fi lth and glamour!

“My idea of torture is having to listen to Christmas songs

on a never- ending loop”