BIG IN A WIG

Divina de Campo

What were your rejected drag names?

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“My wife’s just nipped out.” What’s the worst thing someone could say to you in bed?

“You look like your dad.” How would ( or does) your Grindr profi le read?

Open all hours.

What is your safe word?

“Piss off .” Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex?

That would be telling… Which cocktail best suits your personality?

A screwdriver: fruity, simple and full of spirit.

What’s your spirit animal?

I’d like to say a monkey because they’re cute and inquisitive, but it’s probably a lizard! If you could be any inanimate object in the world, what would you be?

A violin. They’re beautiful to look at and in the right hands can make amazing music.

You can travel back in time. Where do you go, and what do you do?

The 1970s. I’d buy all the fl ares and cute shirts, and tell people to stop making plastic and using all that petrol.

You have a four- and- a- half octave singing range. If you could weaponise your whistle note, who would you hit with it?

Boris Johnson. Someone needs to save us from that buff oon.

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Piers With a Morgan. copy of At the Euston Daily Mail. station. You’re the epitaph dead ( on sorry). your What headstone would say? She came. She saw. She was placed Which of second. your fellow RuPaul queens would you haunt?

Baga Chipz, just because I like hanging out with her. She’s absolutely bonkers.

What does heaven look like?

My EP Decoded ( available now).

And hell?

Tipping Point. You’ve been abducted by aliens. What is your parting message to Earth?

“See ya later, suckers!” You’re having tea with the Queen. What would you ask her?

Have you ever been tempted to hang all MPs and seize ultimate control for yourself? The library is re- open! Give us a read of RuPaul, the panel or any of the guest judges.

“Did you do your own make- up? Then you can say nothing about mine.”

“I’d ask the Queen if she’s ever been tempted to hang all MPs and seize ultimate control for herself”