DEAR BSH,

In the before times, you used to be able to jump on your bike (or trike), nip down to Londinium, have a quick coffee at the Ace, then zip over to Regents Park, and visit the zoo where, if you were lucky, you’d be able to stroke a penguin. Since this bloody Covid thing has cropped up, though, The Holy See has stopped them from leaving their convents. Right ruined my weekends, it has.

STRANGELY MADE