Resident joker Gary Rowley – author of That’s Terrible! A Cringeworthy Collection of 1,001 Really Bad Jokes — tries to brighten your day with a selection of gags...

I’m going out with a girl who thinks she’s a breakfast cereal bowl. What a dish.

I summoned this waiter and told him my steak was too Giant Wookie. I said, seriously, it’s really Chewie.

Me and the missus went to the doctors, thinking we were pre-decimal coins. Receptionist said, what name is it, please? I said Bob and Penny Tanner.

I went for an interview for a job as a roller coaster mechanic. It’s too early to say how it went, like; but don’t worry… I’ll keep you in the loop.

Stuck in the pouring rain, I rang the missus. She said, aww, I bet you’re wringing wet through, aren’t you? I said, ringing wet through? It’s flipping knee deep out here!

I was washed up on a desert island, covered in red and brown paint. I thought, oh no…I’ve been marooned.

I’ve just been questioned by a campanologist detective. He didn’t half put me through the ringer.