Resident joker Gary Rowley – author of That’s Terrible! A Cringeworthy Collection of 1,001 Really Bad Jokes — tries to brighten your day with a selection of gags...

Our Judd’s going out with the chairlady of Wombwell sky diving club. I’ve been introduced and have to say she’s very down to earth.

I’ve just seen a novelist, stealing dictionaries from Barnsley Library. I thought, no doubt about it…he’s definitely got away with words.

I went to the chemist and that woman was behind the counter again, the one who used to work at McDonalds. I said, a box of laxatives, please. She said, to go? I said, what do you think…?

This bloke hit me over the head with a wedding cake. It didn’t hurt, like…but it definitely brought tiers.

What would you get if you crossed a Tibetan spiritual leader with a spotted dog? The Dally Lama.

I’ve just discovered I’m colour blind. It happened completely out of the green.

I went on a caveman’s stag do. We went clubbing.