OH, PUT IT AWAY, BRUNO

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Oh dear. I saw Bruno’s re­cent In­sta­gram post, the naked black-and-white im­age of him­self leap­ing in the air, with the cap­tion, ‘That feel­ing af­ter watch­ing Strictly!’ Bruno loves be­ing in a state of un­dress. We’ve tried telling him he’s a bit be­yond it, but he won’t lis­ten. He’s con­vinced he has the body of a 20-year-old – I’m con­vinced he’s hav­ing a post-midlife cri­sis...

NAKED AM­BI­TION

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