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Auritech biker earplugs Used for: three months Price: £19.95 Info: auritech.co.uk

These fancy earplugs have ceramic filters that remove high frequency noise (that’s wind) but let you hear low frequency noise (service station cashiers). They are more effective than the cheap, foam, rhubarb and custard (ask yer dad) plugs that I normally use. They’re a universal fitting size and can be tricky to remove. Though at least that means they won’t fall out. Hugo Wilson