BIKE (UK)

What the !*%?

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On the front page of your magazine in big black letters is the word Bike, which conjures up in my mind a belief that your magazine, the magazine to which I subscribe, is about bikes. Also, your email address, Facebook page and twitter all use the same Bike magazine metaphor to lure the masses brought up on two wheels to read about motorbikes. So, why the f**k am I provided eight pages of drivel about a f**king three wheeled vehicle in your August edition? I have no interest whatsoever in gyroscopic forces or Ackerman geometry that John Westlake has multiple orgasms over. The Nikon is a trike, a three wheeled monstrosit­y that 90% of your readers would gladly see scrapped tomorrow. It is not about bikes, it has no resemblanc­e to a motorbike, in fact if it’s that popular why not edit a new magazine, you could call it On Three Wheels? Now f**k off with this sh*t or I for one will stop my subscripti­on forthwith. I don’t buy a bike magazine to read sh*t about a f**king three wheeler work of art. Thank you. Gary Phillips, email

Thanks for the feedback Gary. Three Niken-sized tyres winging their way to you for winning this month’s Star Letter. Not sure what you’ll do with 15-inch fronts. HW

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Niken: fair to say it’s polarising opinion

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