Tommy’s top jokes
“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”
“I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure”
“I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy.”
“I’ve been on the whisky diet – I’ve already lost three days!”
“A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.”
“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.”
“Two fish in a tank, one says to the other – you drive I’ll man the guns.”