TURKEY OF THE WEEK
Gurjit Degun is feeling anxious after watching the latest Virgin Trains ad: “I am all for a calming train journey across the country, and even enjoy a bit of Spandau Ballet, but the frenetic switching between True and banging techno, with a voiceover repeating ‘Spandau or speedcore’, gave me a headache. Just make a decision, Valerie.”