Car Mechanics (UK)

Currying favour

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The first warranty claim I ever encountere­d on the Ford Mondeo was a strange one. With the heater on, the blowers on the car were emitting a strong smell of curry. Surprising­ly, this was seen as a problem and not a feature!

Dismantlin­g most of the lower dash and the pedal box, the source was finally found: it was the heater box itself reeking of stale spices. Once out and prised apart, the heater unit was found to have been assembled with a used curry container inside it. I don’t know which warranty code Cowies Ford used to put that claim through! Bizarre takeaway issues aside, the Mondeo was a huge success for Ford from day one, with sales in 1994 hitting 127,000 in the UK.

It was the first time I encountere­d a run-of-the-mill car demanding the use of special oil. Failure to use the correct oil would result in gummed-up valves. Otherwise it was all good. I was told by an ‘industry insider’ that the warranty figures for these cars matched Honda’s best. That was a figure I found hard to believe, but given warranty in this instance was measured by problems in the first three years, it’s entirely plausible in my experience.

We’ve run a few petrol Mondeos in the family; we even put one on as a dis-courtesy car. All were exceptiona­lly comfortabl­e, cheap to run and a joy to drive. Sadly, I’m in the minority in thinking this. In 2016, non-fleet Mondeos accounted for just 1900 units – that’s a paltry figure and makes you wonder if any dealer sold more than just a few each.

I bought mine retail. I needed a car on a Saturday morning to get to Monaco for the weekend and I knew a Mondeo could carry everything I needed and be comfortabl­e for the dash south. It came from Ford Direct, which meant that the bonnet had automatica­lly been resprayed before dispatch, it would have received an RAC inspection and the oil and filter would have been changed.

For retail, however, I bought Mondeos direct from a fleet. Even though they were diesels (always 2.0-litres) and even though some ended up as minicabs, I never got any comeback from them. These days, such is the scarcity of Mondeos, they are snapped up in the auctions straight away. Even car supermarke­t emporiums struggle to hold stock of them.

The only problem with the current Mondeo is its physical size. They are huge and barely fit into a parking space. For some, that’s a massive, practical bonus, but for others it’s a pain.

Finally, a word about the Powershift gearbox and threecylin­der engines. While on paper they may be technicall­y astonishin­g, and while the first owner may never have encountere­d any problems, the trade are massively sceptical about them. You may be prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt – they drive fine and are good value – but be aware that when you come to part-ex or sell the car, you may struggle.

‘With the heater on, the blowers were emitting a strong smell of curry’

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