And if you lose your phone?

Even before the sleep deprivation, I could never really remember where I parked our car. Now, running on empty 10 weeks into becoming a family of three, I’m often unsure whether I’ve showered and I definitely don’t have a bloody clue where I last left the S90.

Step forward Volvo’s On Call app, which has a map to remind you where your car is. You can turn on the lights too, in case you’re really struggling – and sound the horn if you’re an arse. It also lets you lock and unlock the doors and start the engine remotely on cold mornings. I’m not sure I want another car idling in London, but knowing where it’s parked is a literal step in the right direction.

BEN PULMAN

@thebenpulman