My spaniel, however, prefers a onesie – who’d have thought?

I THINK I’m turning into a bit of a softie.

Now, some people may find this a bit strange, but here goes . . .

Our Cocker Spaniel’s name is actually written on my Christmas present list.

He’s a bit upset this year as he can’t choose his own presents out of the nonexistent Argos catalogue.

I know, I’m not alone, as millions of people include their pets in the Christmas festivities, especially when some of us have had to spend a lot more time isolating with them this year.

To be honest with you, I’m convinced that the reason for this is that they are more appreciative, less argumentative, more loyal, less moody, love unconditionally and don’t pout for weeks on end like their human counterparts.

If I accidentally locked my partner and my Spaniel in the boot of the car, there would only be one who would be genuinely pleased to see me when I opened it. Pet clothes? Diamante collars?

I’m not too sure, but yes, people are buying these, too. My spaniel, however, prefers a onesie. Who’d have thought?