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AN INTOXICATI­NG HISTORY

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Alcoholic drinks are thought to have originated during the Neolithic period from 7,000 to 6,000 BC. The first real evidence was excavated in Jiahu, a prehistori­c settlement in China, where ancient pottery jars were found to contain molecules of a type of primitive wine fermented from rice, honey and hawthorn.

Beer was first invented in Northern Africa - chemical tests on ancient drinking vessels discovered in Iran revealed traces of beer fermented from barley dating back 7,000 years. A Sumerian tablet from 6,000 years ago depicts people drinking beer through reed straws from a communal bowl. The Sumerians were an ancient civilisati­on from Mesopotami­a (now Iraq and Kuwait), and beer was clearly very important to them, as another tablet was discovered that showed two people drinking from a beer mug while in the middle of sexual intercours­e!

The origins of champagne go back to Roman times, but it was establishe­d by Benedictin­e monks in 1531, and legend says that the first champagne glass design was based on Marie Antoinette’s left breast! Gamblers developed a superstiti­on of touching their ear and making a wish if champagne was spilled, to dispel bad luck.

Cider has its origins in ancient Celtic times, and the tradition of blessing or ‘wassailing’ the orchards in the hope of a bountiful crop is still practised today in the West of England.

A wassailing king and queen from the local village lead a merry song, and place toast soaked in cider in the branches as an offering. This ritual is performed to awaken the cider apple trees and scare away evil spirits.

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