On call for... Stom­ach trou­bles

Chat It's Fate - - Psychic Advice -

A ccord­ing to The Tes­ta­ment of Solomon, there are a cou­ple of nasty lit­tle demons caus­ing most of our tummy trou­bles, from food in­tol­er­ance to IBS. You need Ar­changel Iaoth to over­come the De­mon Kur­teel, who causes bowel pains, and Ar­changel Iax to thwart the De­mon Roeled, who causes stom­ach up­sets. Re­mem­ber th­ese names the next time you get caught short (as my grandma used to say) and find your­self dash­ing for the loo.

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