I lost him over sausage talk!
QThe last few times me and my new fella have had sex, he asked me to beg him for his ‘sausage’. I didn’t mind. But the other night, I got mixed up and asked him to lick my sausage.
Realising what I’d said, I giggled. Only, he got mad and went home! I told him it was an accident, but he said I was taking the p*ss. I haven’t seen him since.
What shall I do? All this upset over a sausage! Joanne, 28
AHim calling his penis a sausage is immature, and it sounds like he’s immature, so I don’t think you should be settling down and having a relationship with him.
Sex should be fun, and it should be OK to laugh at things like using a wrong word or when something doesn’t quite go in the right place! It should be comfortable to laugh – and if it’s not, it’s not a good relationship.
Don’t chase him. Let him go.