Toi­let trained

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I’m a gar­den gnome nerd, and have a par­tic­u­larly cheeky one with his trousers down and his bot­tom ex­posed.

The other day, I dis­cov­ered some­one had fash­ioned a coat hanger into a minia­ture toi­let-roll holder, com­plete with loo roll!

I found it hi­lar­i­ous, and thought your read­ers might too. Al­bert Hick­mott, Stam­ford

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