Chichester Observer

Chipper’s Jokes

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake! Where do cows go for entertainm­ent? To the moo-vies!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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