ANT & DEC’S SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY HAPPY VALLEY Did you know? EUROVISION: YOU DECIDE

READY TO RUMBLE! STILL BRILLIANT SAT 20 FEB, 7PM, ITV NEW SERIES For the first time in the show’s history, Ant and Dec will step out of the studio to present the entire series finale live from the deck of a cruise ship on the Mediterranean. Er, nice! NE

Well, that’s saturday night sorted then. staying in – to watch this – is the new going out as, let’s face it, Ant ’n’ Dec can liven up any proceedings, and this show is grrrrrreeaaaat. new stuff includes a Who shot simon Cowell? comedy whodunit, where the talent show supremo is gunned down at a birthday party (pretend!), with famous faces (David Walliams, keith lemon, Amanda Holden, stacey solomon, the list goes on…) in the frame. They’ve got telly detectives kevin Whately and emilia Fox cracking the case (brill). on undercover, the boys will be causing havoc on the set of James Corden’s us chat show – sure to be entertaining!

WITH A LIZARD MONSTER THING MON 22 FEB, 9PM, CHANNEL 5

We feel compelled to watch this (and it’s ended up

being Channel 5’s most successful new launch in

years, no surprise there), but Mulder’s monologues

can go on a bit… This week, the pair are in Oregon,

where a lizard-human hybrid (riiight) has been

attacking people. Silly, but fun.

FINAL EVER SERIES (SOB!) IS HERE MON 22 FEB, 10PM, C4

The students are back – with

plenty of lol moments and

a new character in the form

of JP’S super-posh brother

Tomothy. It’s the third year

(“Finals!” shrieks JP), so the pals need to

start “knuckling down.” Yeah, right… With

the amusing Tomothy lingering throughout

(and trying to sh*g Oregon), we’ve got JP

wondering how to liven up his final weeks at

uni (“I want to release chickens in a tutorial!”),

plus Vod dabbling in “drug poking” (not

pushing as she’s only got one pill), as well as

newly elected President Oregon (oh God)

lording it up, and Josie organising a terrible

party. It’s as truly great as ever.

FAMOUS FOLK PLAY DARTS SUN 21 FEB, 9PM, BBC2

Whoa! Wait up, this does have the word “darts” in the title, but it went down a storm

last year and it’s all for charidee after all ( Sport Relief

Logan at the helm, the likes of Katherine Ryan, Greg Davies and Kate Humble will be

hoping for a bullseye. It’s all a lorra fun, with costumes, nicknames and larfs.

immature 40 year old keen

to have another stab at an epic

pub crawl he attempted 20

years earlier. while downing

pints, he and his pals discover

many of their fellow boozers

are in fact androids in disguise.

your average friday night, then…