PARENTING FOR IDIOTS

FUNNY CELEB ANECDOTES THU 9 FEB, 10PM, C4

We hear about Danny Dyer’s pain as he attempted to build a doll's house for his kids, and Jonathan Ross recounts the hell of a soft play centre. Lauren Laverne has some handy advice about chucking out children’s “art” work – while Janet Street-porter takes out a bunch of five-year-olds (this can’t end well.)