My view on...

MARRYING JANE: “I don’t think there’s any point to us getting married. We don’t want any more toasters and we never want our families to meet – that would be terrible.”

CHILDREN: “There are loads of reasons why I don’t have kids. The world is overpopulated; no one’s sitting around going, ‘Oh Rick’s not going to have kids, we’re going to run out.’”

TAKING THE MICK OUT OF A-LISTERS AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES: “I’m more a court jester at the Golden Globes than any other time. The room is filled with millionaires and I’ve got to play the idiot, to stick it to the man for the guy at home. I try to make it a spectator sport.”