Lisa Appleton: “I’ll have more surgery to make my porn star dream come true”
Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton tells Closer about her X-rated career plans and why she feels surgery is the only way to rebuild her body confidence
She’s never been S shy of flashing the flesh and was pictured topless on a beach in Thailand only last week.
Now reality star Lisa Appleton has revealed that she plans on getting her dream body so she can become a porn star.
Lisa, 50, has had extensive surgery and recently spent over £7k on a body overhaul, including a full face and neck lift, an eyelid lift and liposuction to her stomach.
COMEDY SEX
She suffered painful complications when a large abscess in her mouth exploded following a lower face lift and fat removal under the chin in Turkey last month. But the Big Brother star still jetted to Thailand for even more corrective work and claims she’s already planning on going under the knife again to fulfill her X-rated dream.
She tells Closer, “I’d love to do comedy porn – that’s my dream job. Me performing sex scenes with a small, skinny man, so I could dominate him and throw him around. It’d be hilarious and get lots of views – and I’d earn a few bob!”
Lisa – who was forced to live in a treehouse in Wolverhampton in the summer due to money problems, though she is now renting a house – hatched the idea shortly after attending the SHAFTA Awards, which honours stars of the adult film industry.
“I went with Charlotte Rose, who’s known as the ‘first lady of sex’,” she says. “Producers from every adult channel were there and Charlotte told them I might be interested in doing something. They do make a lot of money, so I met all the people who own these companies and got their business cards.”
But Lisa insists she wouldn’t do anything explicit, saying, “If I could keep my pants on, I’d consider it. I get my knockers out in public anyway, so I’m not bothered about showing them. If it was tasteful, I might go down the webcam route.”
Lisa’s bodybuilder physique won her a legion of fans in 2008, but the ex-athlete admits she’s lost her confidence in recent years.
She says, “When I was 40, my body was absolutely perfect, but now, 10 years later, I’ve got rolls of fat and loose skin. I haven’t got the energy to be doing crunches all day long, so I feel like surgery is the only answer.”
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But Lisa admits she wasn’t happy with her recent procedures.
“To be honest, I feel like it was a waste of time having it done,” she confesses. “It’s not made much of a difference. I was hoping that it was going to make me look younger than ever, but I’ve had to go through more swelling, then I got an infection. My continuous lipo attempts to remove stubborn fat are proving to be a waste of time, too, as they leave my tummy with more loose skin and ripples.
“I also think my bum looks baggy, so I’m going to have to get a bum lift. I need a tummy tuck too, and I want a new vagina. It’s very fat. It’s a 50-year-old fanny, what do you expect? It’s slightly saggy, it needs tightening and lifting.”
And Lisa reveals she’s desperate to imitate her style hero, former WAG Dawn Ward.
She says, “I’d love to look like Dawn from Real Housewives Of Cheshire. She’s given me a makeup lesson, she’s inspired me. She’s got a beautiful figure and I love the way she dresses. She just looks incredible.”
And while she may be struggling with her body confidence, Lisa – who admitted to Closer last year that she ate 50 sausages a day, an addiction she now has under control – reveals it hasn’t affected her love life.
“I’ve met someone,” she says. “He’s well-known. We’ve been on a few dates, but he’s gone through a split so we’re taking it slowly.”
Love might be in the air for Lisa – who has a 26-year-old daughter, Sophia – but having children with the mystery man has been ruled out as she admits she’s hit the menopause. However, she’s hoping a baby could be on the cards for her newly-engaged daughter.
She reveals, “Two psychics have said I’m going to be a grandma, so I’ll look forward to that instead.”