JINGLE-BELL ROMP

I was home for Christmas and decided to meet up with an ex-colleague as I’d always had a little crush on him. He invited me over to his family house and everyone was out so we started to get frisky in the living room. We got a bit enthusiastic on the floor and rolled into the Christmas tree. Everything fell down on us and the soil went all over the cream carpet. Then he got really scared he was going to get into trouble and made me help him clean it up. ANGELINA*, 25, RETAIL ASSISTANT FROM REDDITCH