TO AVOID ENDING UP NAKED ON A BLACK RUN, NEVER TOUCH...

JAGERMEISTER Having dominated après-ski way before Red Bull came along, this 35% German offering is slope medicine at its finest (or possibly least fine, if you’re reading this the morning after).

GENEPI Sure, it’s the colour of diluted Fairy liquid, but when has that ever put you off? Made from herbs fresh outta the Alps, it’s 40% and is the aromatic cousin of absinthe. Expect heart palpitations.

CHARTREUSE Another day, another herbal liquor to numb your taut leg muscles. At 55%, this French shot should come with a warning sign. Très piste, indeed. ◆