BIG SHOWBIZ QUIZ OF THE YEAR From Bake Off to Orlando Bloom’s beautiful, erm, buns, test your 2016 knowledge

2016 was an eventful one. Were you paying attention?

1 Which ASOS item nearly sold out as a result of Netflix’s Stranger Things?

(A) A pink Peter Pan-collar dress worn by Eleven.

(B) Huge glasses, à la fan favourite Barb.

(C) A bad brown wig. If Winona looks good in one...

2 In the Ab Fab film, Kate Moss is missing, presumed dead. Why?

(A) Her skinny jeans had cut off her circulation.

(B) She was pushed and fell into the River Thames.

(C) She was kidnapped by a jealous Edina and Patsy.

3 What issue did Leonardo DiCaprio raise in his Oscars speech?

(A) The lack of Victoria’s Secret models left to date.

(B) There was room for him on that floating door in Titanic.

(C) The importance and effects of climate change.

4 Which pop star was rumoured to be “Becky with the good hair” on Beyoncé’s album Lemonade?

(A) J Lo, because their names are kind of the same.

(B) Taylor Swift – well, her fringe is always on point.

(C) Rita Ora, after wearing a bra with strategically placed lemons.

5 After Bake Off was sold to Channel 4, what did hosts Mel and Sue say in their statement about quitting the show?

(A) “We’re not going with the dough.”

(B) “We want muffin to do with Channel 4.”

(C) “We don’t knead the money.”

6 The New York Post’s front page had what on it after Brangelina split up?

(A) A huge picture of Jennifer Aniston laughing.

(B) A huge picture of Angelina Jolie sobbing.

(C) A huge picture of Donald Trump’s tiny hands.

7 How many times did Adele swear during her Glastonbury set?

(A) 24 – she ordered someone to “bring me a shitting cider”.

(B) 33, declaring it was “the best fucking moment of my life”.

(C) 51, at which point the BBC cut the live feed.

8 What was Orlando Bloom doing when he flashed his tackle?

(A) Enjoying a naturist holiday in Ibiza with Justin Bieber.

(B) Paddleboarding in Sardinia with Katy Perry.

(C) Fishing on the Norfolk Broads with Ed Sheeran.