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BEYONCÉ AT COACHELLA
Dropping out in 2017 has cranked up anticipation for B’s debut at the festival. Time for sun, selfies and Lemonade.
Lou Clark moves to New York in Jojo Moyes’ followup novel to
Me Before You and After You. Surely it’s time she had some fun.
Rihanna, Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock… basically every actress you’ve ever loved is in this femaleled sequel.
Scrunchies, shell suits and
Smells Like Teen Spirit; there’s good craic in this Northern Ireland-set Channel 4 comedy.
FALL OUT BOY
We binned our emo wardrobe when we realised sweeping fringes were a car accident waiting to happen.
Alicia Vikander goes back to the origins of Lara Croft. We even meet her father, played by Dominic West – expect confusing feelings.
THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE
Story does the designer’s murder. Cue Penélope Cruz in a comedy Donatella wig.
FIFTY SHADES FREED
The franchise turns yet more ‘Fifty Shades Of Accidental Comedy’, with lines like, “Mrs Grey will see you now.”