WELL, HELLO THERE…

The owner of the best brows in the busi­ness is here to share…

Cosmopolitan (UK) - - Contents -

Michael Socha. He talks, we stare/twid­dle our hair

Who is the love of your life?

“My son, Elis. He’s five and has just started school. It was ter­ri­fy­ing tak­ing him on his first day and see­ing him in his uni­form.”

Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?

“Don­ald Trump. If I could just chill with him, open a cou­ple of cans and find out what’s up­set­ting him, I reckon I could get through to him. I could be his guru.”

What do you still not un­der­stand about women?

“Pretty much ev­ery­thing. I was a bit of a rude boy when I was a kid, and only man­aged to woo peo­ple be­cause they thought I was re­ally hard. Now I’m older, I can’t keep up the dis­guise. These days I’m dead shy if I like a girl. If I’m in the pub, I’ll have a chat, but nor­mally I’d never go up to any­body.”

Best kiss of your life?

“The one that meant the most was a girl at my Year 7 disco. I’d fan­cied her for ages and told her I’d snogged other peo­ple be­fore, when I hadn’t re­ally. We ended up kiss­ing for ages. I also won a break­danc­ing com­pe­ti­tion that night, so I felt re­ally cool.”

Weird­est crush?

“Sab­rina from Sab­rina The Teenage Witch. She fol­lowed me on Twit­ter and I got so ex­cited, but when I looked at her pro­file she fol­lows every­body. I had thought, ‘Is this on? Is it meant to be?’ We could have had lit­tle witch children, but she’s [clearly] do­ing the rounds.”

✱ Catch Michael in A Guide To Sec­ond Date Sex and Walk Like A Panther, out this year

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from UK

© PressReader. All rights reserved.