WELL, HELLO THERE…
The owner of the best brows in the business is here to share…
Michael Socha. He talks, we stare/twiddle our hair
Who is the love of your life?
“My son, Elis. He’s five and has just started school. It was terrifying taking him on his first day and seeing him in his uniform.”
Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?
“Donald Trump. If I could just chill with him, open a couple of cans and find out what’s upsetting him, I reckon I could get through to him. I could be his guru.”
What do you still not understand about women?
“Pretty much everything. I was a bit of a rude boy when I was a kid, and only managed to woo people because they thought I was really hard. Now I’m older, I can’t keep up the disguise. These days I’m dead shy if I like a girl. If I’m in the pub, I’ll have a chat, but normally I’d never go up to anybody.”
Best kiss of your life?
“The one that meant the most was a girl at my Year 7 disco. I’d fancied her for ages and told her I’d snogged other people before, when I hadn’t really. We ended up kissing for ages. I also won a breakdancing competition that night, so I felt really cool.”
“Sabrina from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. She followed me on Twitter and I got so excited, but when I looked at her profile she follows everybody. I had thought, ‘Is this on? Is it meant to be?’ We could have had little witch children, but she’s [clearly] doing the rounds.”
✱ Catch Michael in A Guide To Second Date Sex and Walk Like A Panther, out this year