UVA FESTIVAL

What is it? 500 people come together in a 15th-century monastery turned vineyard in Andalucía, Spain, for a mash-up.

Who’s the crowd? Billed as ‘a festival for making friends’, it’s a mix of people who like gaining mates or, indeed, have none. What you will see: Stunning views of the countryside. What you won’t see: Long queues for the loo.

High points: The setting, surrounded by cliffs and lush vegetation.

Disaster potential: Copious cheap drinks, in the middle of nowhere. Go figure.

Comfort factor: Airbnbs in the ancient city of Ronda. Camping not an option. What the organisers might say: “Swap your Stella for sangria at our house party.” 8-10 Jun; Uvafestival.com